Moose Knuckle

Moose Knuckle is the same as Camel Toe except it's deeper and more pronounced

Does she have Camel Toe? No, Moose Knuckle. See how deeper it is and everything is more pronounced

by Blue Shark October 22, 2010

moose knuckle

A unambiguous, often mesmerizing knuckle-like protrusion from a male crotch, usually dependent on the tightness of the offender's clothing. Moose knuckles are most common in males with large testicles, or men who fail to tuck successfully while wearing Spandex.

I have never seen a bigger moose knuckle; it looked like two balloons stuffed inside a ziploc.

by Jeffyboo September 15, 2008

The Moose is Loose

The act of rubbing your Moose Knuckle on unsuspecting friends.

Damn! He just walked up behind them and rubbed his Moose Knuckle on em!!! The Moose is Loose!!

by Sneaky Hal March 13, 2011

moose knuckles

a very large camel toe as seen on tara

Tara is a fat bitchhas mooseknuckles

by anonymous March 18, 2005

stealth moose

stealth moose is when you are in a bar and you think you see a good looking lass and when you get close you notice see is a monster.

"look over there at that stealth moose"

by french Noodle May 23, 2007

loose moose

a moose of easy virtue.

opportunist moose of loose morals hence 'loose moose'

by salad dodger August 10, 2012

Moose Knuckle

Close cousin to the cameltoe, its the outward migration of testicles upon introduction of fabric to the crotch region. Actually very common in bald, Cherokee men, most likely to be found at your local cougar bar .

I'm trying to work Max, please put your moose knuckle away.
Moose knuckles only belong on Super Heroes.

by Fag Beard July 16, 2018