Mississippi Treasure Hunt

pursuing the cousin of your ex. If the cousin is of the same gender as the pursuer ie the male breaks up with the female to pursue her male cousin, its a mississippi treasure hunt with a hint of lime.

My boyfriend and i broke up and now I want to go after his cute cousin, so I'm going on a mississippi treasure hunt.

by docta fill April 5, 2011

Mississippi Mutilation

When your balls get stuffed into your partners butthole while laying in the Mississippi creek beds.
Also for maximum pleasure, you must bend the cock 90 degrees into your own butthole while also laying in the Mississippi creek bed

Me: "Babe, can I Mississippi Mutilation you tonight ;)"
Her: "Fuck yea baby"

by WinterIVRL April 22, 2021

mississippi windchime

ten niggers hanging from a tree

that redneck strung up a mississippi windchime in his backyard

by Brutus the toothless July 2, 2023

mississippi squirt

When you assfuck a Betty and she farts out cum and ass juice when you pull out

Snowboarder chicks are fun fuck puppets but keep it out of her ass if you’re not down for the Mississippi squirt!

by Feelnfly March 13, 2018

Mississippi bunsen burner

the act of ejaculating upon a persons face and then bending over and holding a flame to the bottom of ones own anus, thus causing a flamethrower effect when farting. Therefore singeing the jizz to a persons face, permanently marking them for life.

you can tell that womans had a mississippi bunsen burner!

by blind mullet April 2, 2024

mississippi tornado

A sex move in were the female is in doggy position while the male fucks her from behind he sticks a finger in her anus and moves it in a tornado like motion

Hey bro that bitch so crazy i gave her a mississippi tornado and she squirted all over me.

by babyg4life June 15, 2015

Mississippi 3 Way

The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.

Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"

Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!

by Ted Snisha October 14, 2023