Marias

Wears glasses and complains about his ears, usually needs a haircut, goes to great lengths searching for nonexistent ailments, overreacts to inconveniences, probably likes Pink Floyd, wears musical shirts and complains of “shin splints”while running.

Is his last name Marias? Cause he sure is acting like it.

by Ebage69 November 20, 2019

Maria

Italian name referred to marijuana.
There’s also the long vertion that is Maria Giuliana.

Let’s go to smoke some Maria.

by Alonsa June 20, 2019

Maria Jensen

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.

She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache

Wow is that Maria Jensen
She must have some big tits
And a wierd cousin

by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019

Maria

A stupid dumb bitch from Brazil

I hate Maria!!!

by TheSpartanGman December 14, 2019

Maria

The best friend you can ever meet. Always by your side even when you don't deserve it.

Krisi :Oh well you're such a good friend.
Me:Well yes indeed, I'm just Maria.

by Kitty-Cat-Kitten May 10, 2019

Maria Trainor

Legend of coa but actually secretly plays for tempo and due to her surname she can be mistaken for Maria boot

Maria Trainor lives with a bull beside her house

by Maria Trainor May 16, 2019

Maria The Chosen One

She's the best and most gorgeous friend you can have. She'll be there for you when you need help with a friend or when you are confused as fuck. You laugh at her with the nickname "Mariele" but it's all friendly. You wouldn't be able to live without her. Have a Maria aka TCO in your life.

Boy: your friend is a TCO (Maria The Chosen One)! You have the best friend ever!

by Joacuch October 2, 2019