morning musume

A group of Japanese "singers" that increase and decrease in number every once a while. The group is most popular amongst primary and secondary girls, also by some sad males who live in their sad own world (aka OTAKU). They cannot sing or dance but together as a group, they try to make things look and sound good.
phew!! You guys sing like Morning Musume!! p-u-k-e
by Whale watcher April 22, 2003
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morning mist

The mist that supposedly arises from the toilet during urination and flushing and gets all over everything in the bathroom.
Mom, why are you brushing your teeth in the kitchen?

The mist! The morning mist! It gets on my toothbrush!
by owan January 18, 2008
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Morning Glory

When you wake up having to pee really bad, but decide to take a leak on your partner laying on your back and arcing it onto their unsuspecting sleeping face.
Rachael didn't appreciate the morning glory I gave her. She should have woke up before me.
by Roach47 November 10, 2010
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morning sharpner

You got a morning sharpner mate?
by jcd June 08, 2003
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Morning Steel

When morning wood just isnt the way to put it, morning steel is now the appropriate term

Usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to piss away the insane stiffness.
Bob - 'dude its so hard to take a piss in the morning with morning wood'

Bill - 'Try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it'
by captain poontang August 05, 2010
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morning blue

Blue balls that result from not jerking off the night before and not relieving your morning hard on
I went to bed horny and I need to do something about this morning blue.
by qaz345 February 08, 2014
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morning muffin

I awoke this morning to
My morning muffin.
by Bullpit February 05, 2018
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