Kitty Hawk

The lesbian equivalent to a chicken hawk. An older lesbian who chases after pretty young things.

I was going to play pool down at the Wildrose, but Marge the Kitty Hawk always tries to teach me how to hold my fingers on the cue.

by Sonot Marge August 14, 2008

retard kitty

A really stupid kitty or cat who will act like it's retard owners by walking into doors, eating crap and shitting all over the floor.

man1:Ha ha! look at that retard kitty! its so stupid!
man2:ha ha yeah! hey thats connors cat!
man1: ha ha! connors a retard!
man2:ha ha!

by abz-kat July 31, 2006

kitty muncher

a lesbian.

Alice is a kitty muncher, she enjoys having sex with women.

by Tingle Likes Rupees August 5, 2014

Kitty-pie

Along the same lines as cutie-pie or sweetie-pie, meaning CUTE+SWEET as PIE. Cat lovers began the "meow" movement, meaning they like something or are being sweet and or cute when they meow. So KITTY-PIE is how cute something or someone is, in "meow speak".😻

You're such a kitty-pie, snuggling up to me like that.

by Mac92007 February 9, 2019

sticky kitty

A pussy that sticks to the wall like the commonly known hero, Spider-man.

Damn that girl got a sticky kitty

by sticky kitty February 27, 2018

smack the kitty

an extreme trampoline manover that requires the daredevil to land a back flip and then flail legs around wildly three times, followed by a drunken noodle.
other tricks include...
the cat woman
bird flip
hit by a cannon ball
and
extreme transmorthathon, which is for professionals only

"let's go smack the kitty"
"you want to smack the kitty with kyle?"
"BOOM!--AHHHHH!"

by kknelson April 7, 2008

kitty-castration

Testicular theaving of the 3rd degree.
Taking of a kittens testicle.
A delicasy in china.

Kitty-castration also known as gettint a kitty fixed.

by Stony/Shaggy January 8, 2005