Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book

James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.

by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020

kerlynne

A person with a very big but. And she is very kind and will be shy at the beginning but will open up to u eventually. She can be very hard to get close to but eventually she can be one of the best people u have met. Thanks ker.

Boy: I’m new here but I really want to get to know people.
Girl: hi u can join my friends group

Girl: there is a girl named kerlynne and I think u will really like to meet her

by That. Girl November 21, 2020

Kelly

A wonderful man! He is strong and passionate. Stays with you through think and thin. But can be very hard headed and doesn’t listen to a word you say!

Kelly loves me but won’t listen to a damn thing I say!

by heartachetoall December 20, 2020

Kaylyn

Kaylyn is the most beautiful girl in the whole world. She is a lot smarter than anybody you know. She is smaller than your average girl but she is no average person. She can be a perfectionist sometimes but her cuteness over shines it. Whenever she talks to you your tongue swells up and can’t think straight.You should count yourself lucky if you have met a Kaylyn.

Hey man have you seen Kaylyn she is hot!

by Rob Travis46 December 21, 2020

Keely bird

A Keely bird is a woman. Very sexy and sweet. A straight up ten out of ten. She is a goddess.

She is a straight up Keely bird.

by CBC keels the everything February 25, 2021

Kelly and Murray Syndrome

Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.

“Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”

by AnalFeltcher101 June 16, 2021