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julian epps

Awesomest Sexiest person you will ever meet this kid is the best
WOW Julian Epps is such a frickin boss
by THEKOOLerKAT October 10, 2013
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Julian

If you know a Julian you can confirm he is an asshole and smartass most of the time but once you get to know him he is a very trustworthy and caring guy who always has your back.
Person1: Julian is annoying I don't know why you are still friends with that guy
Person2: Fuck you, you just don't know him well
by do 8 October 4, 2025
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Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!
Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.
by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025
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Julianed

When a tiny bottom is shoved on a cock and fucked into a less tiny bottom
damn, the guy made a hell of a condom

yeah, he really got julianed!
by selkir December 29, 2023
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Julian

The lamest dude you know, but he has a massive penis
"You're such a Julian," Stacy said
"😓" Said Chad
by Goonmeister1234 December 14, 2024
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Julian

Julian. How do I even put him into words. He is better than ice-cream on a hot day. He is better than playing in the snow on a winter day. He is even better than the words, “I love you”. This might sound cheesy, but it’s true. He is an amazing person, full of life and passion. When you hear him speak you fall harder and harder as every word comes out of his month. Spending even a little time with him makes you the happiest a live. He is definitely someone you wanna be with the rest of your life. He is a really cool and fun person to hang out with. Being partners with him is probably the best thing to happen to you in your life. If you fall in love with him be careful! You might be there forever, but who cares as long as you have him. In a crowd full of people, you will only be able to see Julian. Shining brighter than the stars and the sun combined. Julian, a very flirtatious person, they best out of everyone. He is someone you want to take naps with and cook for. He is worth it. He deserves everything. Julian is the one I have fallen for and the one I will continue to want. Wanting a Julian is like wanting to live because they are part of the reason you live. If you ever see Julian, thank him for his existence because he is truly a beautiful miracle. Thank you Julian <3
Julian: I have to go, but it was fun talking to you!
Me: Okie bye

In mind: That made my day. Until next time my love :) <3
by Kalaesia November 24, 2021
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Julian

A with a very small penis and a hot mom.
by mfcjebfubeiub May 25, 2022
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