Jon

A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.

“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned”

by Frosty75 February 15, 2019

Jon Snow Hug

When you kiss/hug your girlfriend/aunty and commit treason (by stabbing)

Gods, I hope Carl won’t subvert expectations by greeting me with a Jon Snow Hug

by see pounce is azor ahai May 22, 2019

Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.

Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.

by Frosty75 February 15, 2019

jon from liverpool

a very very noncy young lad

She's 12 but you shagged her anyway? You're such a jon from liverpool!

by spenge god June 6, 2020

jon

the guy who turns off your computer because he wants to. entitled man whos 40% gay.

"hey youre annoying"
"i know its because im a jon"

by skskskskssksksksks May 13, 2019

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

Jon

a fucking legend, a boss and the sex God, will fuck your crush and your girl, your sister and more he will also make you cry

RABDOM ASS DUDE:hey Jon
JON:kakapupu

by still_sour November 24, 2021