attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it
by swfella February 04, 2011
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dounut jockey

cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts
Joey: Dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey
by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014
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alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)
guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey
by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 02, 2014
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hellcat jockey

Unc rukus:look at that hellcat jockey
Black man: what?
by Suqwan October 17, 2023
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hellcat jockey

Unc rukus:well well well it looks like we have a hellcat jockey. A good for nothing no child support payin chicken lover grape Kool aid drinker in our midst
Black guy:what?
by Suqwan October 17, 2023
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Chicken Jockey

A chicken jockey is when, a midget mounts and rides a cock, while making zombie noises
You dirty slut, you act ljke a chicken jockey
by therealtor May 29, 2025
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Chicken Jockey

A word when said in a theatre will cause absolute chaos
"they want me to fight a chicken?" "CHICKEN JOCKEY"
by sillywillythethird May 30, 2025
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