Lane Jockey

Someone who speeds up or slows down to prevent you from entering their lane of traffic.

This Lane Jockey has been in the left lane for six miles and only speeds up when someone tries to undertake them

by CaliSchmob March 17, 2021

cock jockey

when a straight man simps for another man purely because hes popular.

jack coffey is a cock jockey fam
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by james purdy October 29, 2020

Flaming Jockey

Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.

“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”

by Fireslapper April 8, 2021

Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.

Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.

by Johno Dox August 25, 2022

Chicken Jockey

A cultural phenomenon popular amongst gen Z and gen Alpha. Will result in deranged 11 year olds screaming and crying in a movie theater. Popularized from the 2025 Minecraft movie in a scene where Jack Black as Steve announces to Jason Momoa that he has to fight a baby zombie on a chicken (Chicken Jockey).

The opening of the movie shattered box office records. And complete pandemonium breaks out when Chicken Jockey is said. People are cheering, throwing popcorn, taking off shirts, fighting each other, crying, and even lighting the theater on fire.

person 1: dude did you hear police got called to the movie theater the other day?
person 2: uh yeah I did, CHICKEN JOCKEY???!!!
person 1: CHICKEN JOCKEY

by indiecow April 9, 2025

knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Elephant Jockey

Person from a far eastern country that rides elephants or uses them to make a living during the normal course of their life in their native country.

Man that elephant jockey from the far east is so backwards he is messing up my business.

by OG Dog March 1, 2018