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Jacob

A man , usually with long hair, who can get a girlfriend(but not easily). He cherishes her for months until he ends up becoming violent towards her. All his friends turn on him. Jacob repeats this. Although this happens Jacob is usually a middle school person in his early teens. He puts in effort at school but isn't the 'popular kid's. He is often quite annoying and will flirt with anyone he can even if he is in a relationship.
Girl 1:"Omg look at that guy, his hair is so cute"
Girl 2:"Damn girl, you got any sense, he is obviously a Jacob, you don't want that do you?"
Girl 1:"Damn you're right, let's move on..."
by Twixxxy July 27, 2018
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Jacob

A fucking faggot who likes fish and should be banished to hell for causing 9/11
Oh gawd it’s a Jacob “well they won’t let him on a plane
by Some fish dude January 22, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the worst person to ever have in your life. He will hurt you, use you, and break your heart in two. Jacob will use you for your looks and then throw you in the trash.
Jacob used me and threw me away.
by hotmama1991 January 23, 2019
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Jacob Walters

A Kind Harted Person, With A Huge Personality, That Is Not Afraid Of The World And Loves Life, And is Very Good Looking.
by Alexandria Asking October 10, 2011
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The Jacob Mabb

A Orgasmic Sandwich including

Peanut Butter
Nutella

White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"
by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014
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The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
by Pigdick December 2, 2016
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jacob free

Annoying and says stupid things a lot and has anger issues
He is so annoying he is being such a Jacob Free
by No😂 December 13, 2016
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