Flex tape

A tape used to tie up the kids in my basement.

I mean...

If your wife is cheating on you use flex tape.
You wanna stab a goat use flex tape.
Kids haven't eatin in 7 days use flex tape.
Prostitute runs away, use, A GUN.
Gay person runs closer use A GUN.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Flex Officer

A little bitch of a CO ( Correctional Officer) that is constantly found underneath the desks of his/her superiors.
The Flex Officer gets to Flex on all the other correctional officers because he/she "knows" that they are better than everyone.
The Flex Officer can get away with almost anything... depending on how long they can hold their breath underneath that desk, and depending on how much they cry
"unfair".
Being a Flex Officer you will usually only do half of the job he/she is suppose to do, and expects applause from everyone.Their superiors usually consist of a Daddy Captain, Mommy Lieutenant, or Uncle Lieutenant.

Hey CO, why are you staying late?
Flex Officer said he was not allowed to be mandated.

by BigDaddyBear53 April 10, 2025

Cotch Flex

A cotch Flex is a type of sex toy, used by asian men.

That cotch flex felt really good yesterday night.

by Anonymous792 March 31, 2009

No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Flex

To flex is to show off that you have more, or you are better at something.

Another kind of flex is to tighten a muscle.

Person 1: "I'm soooooooo much better at this, I mean, look at me! *gets an unbeatable high score*"
Person 2: "Bitch stop flexing"

by ShxdyNeo September 20, 2018

Flexing

You flexing me

Why you flexing me

by Mrstarrant July 30, 2021

Flex

a flexible insulated cable used for carrying electric current to an appliance.

"The electrician installed a new flex cable to connect the new electrical outlet to the main power source."

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025