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Father Myer

An Man who is a "Priest" that may be 40+ years old who contributes to the works of evil. You can Sence a Malevolent presence from them and or has been kicked out of previous Churches. Most likely a Sex offender, ect. Similar to an "Uncle Barry"
"Jeez! That Message really gave me those Creepy Father Myer Vibes. *cringe chills*
by Robin Dellers November 14, 2020
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Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020
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Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)
by ToheGavelisoNotiloni January 19, 2025
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Father

guy: "Do you have any relationship with your father?"

other guy: "What's That? What's a Father?"
by yourfootttttttttt February 7, 2025
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Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.
Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!
by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024
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Father

A person who always leaves to get milk for no fucking reason at all and will only come back when you become famous.
Father: Alright son Ima head out and get the milk
Me: But we got milk 2 hours ago
Father: You know me, you can never have too much milk!
Me: He’s not getting milk
by Amogusss June 13, 2022
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