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Earth

The third planet from our solar system; our home planet.
I love earth!
by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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the most famous lion on planet earth

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It was a normal day of playing DFA in the hit-game Bloons TD Battles 2. I clicked the play button, but to my horror, the enemy I queued up with.. was ninjayas. I quickly selected Cyber Quincy, Glue, Farm and Village and prayed to whatever higher being there was that I could even stand a chance in this match.

At first, everything seemed normal, apart from the fact that there were hundreds of selling particles on my opponent's side. That was when I realized that while I was trying to comprehend what was going on, ninjayas had been selling and rebuying IMF loans so quickly that the ability cooldown and debt couldn't load in fast enough. I had just barely managed to place a 002 farm down on round 2, during which ninjayas was building his 10th True Sun God.

It was then that round 3 hit. I was already mortified from the thought that I would drop to bottom 25% from this match, but it only got worse. Ninjayas, using only Legends of the Night, spelled out my entire IP address in a split second, and then my internet went out. My power went out shortly afterwards, at which point I heard my door breaking open.

I quickly ran to the basement, where I am currently residing. The sounds of selling and rebuying are still ringing through my head, and I could SWEAR that I heard precisely 129 blade maelstroms from the floor above me. I don't know what to do, please help.
ninjayas — Today at 10:13 PM
Yeah I’m actually the most famous lion on planet earth (edited)

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10:13 PM
by O1RD October 19, 2022
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Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important
What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?
by Beaverdammit August 4, 2023
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earth roamer

One who roams the earth, both physically & digitally. This archetype of artist was placed here to roam with the sole intention of creating.
That guy isn’t a digital nomad, he’s an earth roamer, an artist, a world renowned creative expressionist.
by tret$$$ March 6, 2024
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Earth

Earth actually means dirt. So we live on dirt. That's how sad we are. I'm being serious. This is cripplingly sad.
person 1:"where do we live, is it Earth?"
person 2: "no we live on dirt"
person 1:"thats sad"
by cool_kidd420 January 26, 2021
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Earth

Dirt, water, and life put on compressed lava. 3rd planet from the sun, and the only planet with one moon.
Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, y'know. Bitch, I don't care bout' what we stand on!
by Ио November 11, 2020
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Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.
"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*
by Spark the girl May 25, 2018
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