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Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.
After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.
by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020
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Dock about that

When two dudes have something in common and can share that thing together. Basically like cock docking two souls together
Dylan: My wife walked down the isle to the Jurassic Park theme song
Seth: wow mine did as well
Sticky: cool you guys can dock about that
by StickyOne December 24, 2019
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Dock Duck

A female or male who works on the docks in Marinas and wears short shorts and tank tops. Is either barefoot or dock shoes, found around any nice boat jet boat houseboat pontoon boat or fishing boat. claiming they are not a whore, but will blow anybody who'll give them a ride around the lake. Could also be found on docked or anchored boats, getting railed in the captains quarters.
That Dock Duck left on a houseboat and is now coming back on a jet boat.
by C2-C1-1132021-TN January 13, 2021
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Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends
by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016
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mountain docking

When skiing with a friend and your skis get intertwined. Is considered legally binding marriage if it happens on a Sunday in Canada.
I didn't fall today unless you count the mountain docking incident with Andrew.
by notryan0rz October 27, 2017
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Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.
Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.
by Bozmund April 16, 2020
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