Cuck Elf

An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.
“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.
by Father McKinley March 27, 2024
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Council of Cucks

A gathering of two or more cucks
The council of cucks is officially in session” is usually said when a group of cucks are together
by cisumct January 19, 2025
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car cuck

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.
“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”
by constableslocum November 14, 2023
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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mah cuck

One's peen, usually sat on or sucked
by fuck u dicksuck October 22, 2018
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mah cuck

one's peen, usually sat on or sucked
by fuck u dicksuck October 22, 2018
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King Cuck

Charles III of England who started an extramarital affair with Camilla, forcing his wife Princess Diana to turn him into a cuckold with dozens of men.
Princess Di turned Charles into King Cuck and it was his wet dream come true.
by Mo DePig May 28, 2025
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