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Tom Cotton-brain

Nickname on Capital Hill for the junior Senator from Arkansas, who is notorious for his confused thinking and dishonesty.
There goes Tom Cotton-brain again, spreading confusion and lies while feigning piety.
by LaughingAloud December 8, 2025
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Rotten Cotton

Used to define the cotton crotch area of a pair of dirty panties saturated in but not limited to vaginal fluid, sweat, semen, ass chowder and saliva. Also may me used in reference to a condition associated with panty cotton in the above state.
Oh my doesn't she look greasy and nasty? I'd imagine she has the Rotten Cotton in her trousers as well!
by Sick MikeyG December 10, 2025
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Cotton Bowl

When one smokes weed and gets cottonmouth and then licks someone's asshole.
"Dude, my Tinder date totally gave me a cotton bowl last night"!
by Retrogradetrav December 31, 2025
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Cotton Tail

A cum fart bubble. Usually expelled after four or more consecutive ejaculations have been received in the anus.
Mat had a proper cotton tail after his romp with the bros.
by Climpy April 1, 2023
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Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy

You say this when ur low-key getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once, but your mom calls you
Mom: "Hey what's going on?"
Me: "Artrafuckalrigard cotton candy'
Mom: "You're getting hardcore fucked by 6 black men at once??"
by jdus568 May 31, 2024
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Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.
I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.
by Rob Burry June 28, 2024
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Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.
“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”
by Southern Twink June 30, 2024
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