Alessandra Coochie is the hottest woman alive. She is smoking, sizzling, and sexy hot. She is a one of a kind human being because she is a bit odd but everyone loves her for that. She is kinda bipolar, one day she loves people the next she wants to unalive them all. But that she okay since she is the most popular girl in school and all the boys won't leave her alone but in the end of the day she is devoted to her chuzz crush she liked in year 7 because she is just interesting like that. Her favorite things are PE, the gym, boys to old for her, her dad, her glorious friends, awkward and consipated looking boys.
Who is that girl staring at me, laughing, a bit awkward, and red like a tomato?
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
Oh, that's Alessandra Coochie, I think she has a crush on you!
Nah, she only likes the dupe and the baker
Oh shucks...
by sookmatats August 5, 2025
Get the Alessandra Coochie mug.A female’s Coochie looks like a gaping potato coming out of the whales blow hole 🕳 also the taste of the Puunani potato Coochie taste like anime fries.
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Get the Coochie mug.A sexual act where the man packs a bowl of BC bud in the girls anal cavity. Keeping his lips fixated on her coochie, he burns the bud thoroughly. He then pulls out the butt plug bowl full of BC bud and inhales the smoke through her coochie and blows it into her mouth.
"Brad texted me asking to try the BC coochie bong, I had no idea what it was so I agreed. HOLY SHIT it was amazing though talk about pineapple express"
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Get the coochie bridge mug.This is the type of coochie that makes you gag. It looks like a roast beef sandwich. Legend states that the term derived form a bitch names Mckinely. Her boyfriend must be blind to want to hit that.
Daisalynn: Do you see her over there. I heard her coochie looks like roast beef and smells like a sushi roll
Tori: That’s so gross. That’s the new term to describe nasty hags
Daisalynn: All my homies hate Mckinely. F that bish #Roast Beef Coochie
Tori: That’s so gross. That’s the new term to describe nasty hags
Daisalynn: All my homies hate Mckinely. F that bish #Roast Beef Coochie
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