a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone
mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.
daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.
daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.
by Sexydimma October 3, 2013

James: You see Drew was hanging out with some girls yesterday
Ty: Yeah but it sucks he pulled a classic Lundy and didn’t close with any of them
James: damn, was finally happy to see him get some play
Ty: Yeah but it sucks he pulled a classic Lundy and didn’t close with any of them
James: damn, was finally happy to see him get some play
by WhoTFisPdenny December 22, 2023

ashley; "look at him with his friends joking around thinking they're cool because they have money"
Emma; "I'll beat they're ass, they're a bunch of classics"
Emma; "I'll beat they're ass, they're a bunch of classics"
by classics bitches April 10, 2017

A powerful move that results in major benefit or cash reward. Someone who consistently makes Plimbus Classic plays frequently can be referred to as Rob Plimbus
"hey bro I just finished scamming suburban moms in a pyramid scheme" "nice one bro you hit em with the Plimbus classic"
by Robert Plimbus September 9, 2021

To vomit, typically after heavy drinking. A portmanteau of the colloquial vomiting description "to yak" and the popular professional fishing tournament "Bassmaster Classic."
John: Dude, Kevin had way too much tonight...I think he's having a Yakmaster Classic in the bathroom right now.
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
Kevin: Just give me a couple minutes, I'll be fine! (pukes)
by The Yak Master October 10, 2012

The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.
by Golden Nonce February 21, 2024

Person: Asks a question or says a statement
Fade: dnc monkey
Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....
Fade: dnc monkey
Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....
by WhiteCop January 16, 2021
