Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.
by TheTexasTodd April 8, 2022
I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.
by DOTCOM May 9, 2017
When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”
by Gripster August 30, 2023
When you are having sex and feel like you are going to ejaculate; you taze yourself with a cattle prod. This will cause you to ejaculate and shit on your partner simultaneously.
She is about to get a Chicago Jerry.
by Sicktwistedman69 November 25, 2015
When you spray your semen into a table fan (after masturbation) and it goes all over your body and face
by I literally just camed rn April 9, 2018
A Chicago Nigga is a GD or BD form south Chicago who is down for they hood and got multiple bodies. They always got extendos or drum mags on they strap and will kill you on site for breathing wrong at them. They go on drills and dont really care if they kill innocent people, they most likely will count that as a body too.
Chicago Nigga: Aye come roll wit me on this drill right quik. They found the nigga that killed Devon last week.
Chicago Nigga 2: Aight nigga im down you know i stay havin that thang on me lets roll.
Chicago Nigga 2: Aight nigga im down you know i stay havin that thang on me lets roll.
by a big dick havin ass nigga January 8, 2022
While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 10, 2023