ass-cheese

The literal definition for ass-cheese is the sweaty, smelly grime that can be found between the butt cheeks of an unwashed crack, more often found at the very beginnings of the cavity just below the rump.

Other definitions include the use of the word describing things and/or situations equally foul or smelly.

Ass-cheese can be used in replacement of similar words that describe things and conditions that are unfavorable.

'MAN!! This bathroom smells like ass-cheese!!'

'This sucks worse than the time I was drunk and licked your ass-cheese!!'

'This burger tastes like ass-cheese!!'

by Tahtiana August 11, 2006

unstable cheese

Cheese that comes from the Fast Food stores where the cheese on the burgers is not cooked right and if breaks off while you hold it in your hands. Often you find yourself in the situation where you are using your laptop, or playing a PSP. or simply reading the newspaper. then a piece of cheese breaks off and lands on whatever gets on it's way.

Person #1: O'sht, unstable cheese got my PSP screen!
Person #2: Har Har, should sue Macdonald's for it. If fat people can sue them for being fat, then it wount hurt if we sue for Unstable cheese.

by SmexMuffinMan December 06, 2006

Cheese Tweeter

someone who only tweets cheesy inspirational quotes

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.

by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009

nigga cheese

A fungus that grows on the blackman from being in the heat to long.

Damn i found some nigga cheese on the street, that shit was janky (see janky)

by Nigga Jones April 10, 2006

Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang

Check out this face cheese

by Mwright September 02, 2007

anal cheese

When someone eats mac and cheese before going to take a dump and your poop smells like the cheese.

Cuong: Mom, I don't want any mac and cheese.
His Mom: Why?
Cuong: I always get anal cheese .

by Dr.Shlong February 24, 2013

spread the cheese

To engage in conversation with another human being with the intentions to perform sexual actions.

Persons #1- "Deam, I'm tryin to smash that!"
Persons #2- "You should go spread the cheese."

by Tetay October 21, 2006