Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.
by BonerChicken November 23, 2018
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Get the Chicken Brittle mug.tourist: Whats that meat on a stick?
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Tourist: Roof chicken?
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Tourist: Roof chicken?
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Get the chicken pubes mug.A chicken slab is when one has neither a penis or vagina; the region around the crotch looks similar to a plain, fresh cut of meat from a chicken.
When that guy was inches away from getting laid, the girl got a real surprise when she witnessed his chicken slab!
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Get the Chicken Slab mug.Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
by King McCool May 23, 2008
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