Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis

I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road

by King Xavier August 7, 2012

Tranzit bus driver

A really funny guy. A line that can be heard from him is: go on jump off and pick some corn what's the worst that can happen.

He's like the tranzit bus driver

by A random anonymous dude September 27, 2018

Fittest Girl on the Bus

A condition where you are in the company of a select group of random people, for instance on the bus. There's a girl that within the general public you may rate 6/10. However as she is the fittest girl on the bus she looks more like a 9/10.

Guy 1 : Woahh, that girl on the bus was stunning!

Guy 2 : C'mon just because she was the fittest girl on the bus doesnt hide the fact she was a complete cheb-a-saurus-rex!

by JF131 March 30, 2013

Nate on the bus

A moment of spontaneous rage that terrifies the general public usually ignited by the stupidity of others.

"I just wanted to find the condiments isle but the clerk just couldn't understand, I repeated myself to no avail, I was just about to go Nate on the bus, when the manager intervened and helped me out."

by broskillzz99 November 13, 2013

mexican school bus

Four men butt-fucking in a line while wearing sombreros. Person in the front is required to say "all aboard!" And make bus horn noises.

Dude I heard he was the driver in a Mexican school bus.

by Redscrewdrivers75 September 27, 2017

Boo boo bus

A funny term for an Ambulance. Because injuries are called Boo boos sometimes.

Freddie: Hey looks is an Ambulance

Mary: No that's a Boo boo bus

by Datassafras January 18, 2018

Let's body this bus

Used when you're walking with your squad of alpha males past the quad and you spot a bus at the bus stop. A way to let your boys know that you think it's a good idea to ride the bus and you want to encourage the boys to ride it with you. Rather than saying we should ride this bus, maintain a high level of swag and clout by using this phrase.

Nobody:
* The boys walk past a bus

Foshee: "Let's body this bus"

by djbider May 6, 2020