Brian Laster

A total douche fag, typically a brian laster has a very tiny cock and enjoys receiving anal sex more than the average gay male.

Man that guy is a total brian laster

by Guywithasmallone October 21, 2018

groovy brian

school caretaker who has a gcse, a-level, and PHD in swearing

groovy brian has bits of beans in his ears

by =CC= April 4, 2004

Dirty Brian

When the sole reason you go to the gym is to see the old man schlongs in the locker room & you “accidentally” bump into them while changing .

I’m thinking of getting a planet fitness membership just so I can pull a dirty Brian .

by I’m an Icon September 14, 2021

Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs

any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crazy_queen_lovie <3 October 14, 2019

Brian G

He's a saint. Like probably the best person you've ever met- on the outside. To all of your friends. To you in public. BUT in reality? He's a conniving evil mastermind plotting for world domination. This is a world domination that he'll never experience though, as he's a weak ass lil bitch. He locks you out of your apartment and forces you to sleep elsewhere. He drinks all your beers. He'll probably fuck your mom.

"Is that Brian G?"
"Yeah what a nice guy."

by ThotfulBro September 22, 2017

Ukranian Brian

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.

Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

The Brian Hansen

A golf swing where the result is a wicked push followed by a giant slice. The ball ends up 250 yards out (2 fairways over) at an angle 75 degrees off line of intended target.

The Brian Hansen isn't easy. Seriously try it, you can't make a ball do this.

by xswing October 30, 2008