bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.

"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"

by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024

Bald Bubbly

Bald Bubbly (verb) is when you pour a carbonated drink inside a bald man's rectum and slowly drink it out.

Person 1: "Mr. Hamza is so attractive, I want to Bald Bubbly him!"
Person 2: "I'd drink cola outta that."

by ilovefufu232323 February 25, 2024

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021

bald

quackity

quackit is bald lol xdxd

by aka__alex July 10, 2021

Bald Daddy

A special type of bald person who has a special type of baldness in which they exhibit a sexy aroma to those around them

Did you see Ben Rogers today he is definitely a bald daddy.

by EthanRogersIsBalding July 11, 2021

Bald as Shit

When someone does some old person shit when they're young.

Yo, Michael is lowkey Bald as Shit for doing that.

by omnmin007 February 3, 2026