Angry Gravekeeper

When your doing your girlfriend in the ass and just before you come you smack her in the head with a shovel, not too hard as you don't want to knock her out. At which point she should turn and you pull out and come in her eye. Then hand her the shovel and push her backwards onto a chair, holding her bruised head and squinting at you with a shovel in her hand, she will now remind you of an angry gravekeeper.

Gus: hey jack, I heard you gave Meg the angry gravekeeper last night.
Jack: yeah... she was pissed. I thought she was gonna hit me with the shovel.

by klydefrog[gus] May 29, 2008

Angry Savage

When you girlfriend has just wanked you off and leaves you there covered with your own fluid and keeps the tissues away from you. Unable to get up because it will drip further down you, you are stuck.

Person 1: Damn Mark is mad at Kayleigh!
Person 2: Can you blame him? She gave him the angry savage last night.

by Lord MPK December 26, 2008

Angry Fat Man

A fat overweight man who's mad at the world and suffer from asperger's syndrome and hair loss. A grotesque sight to behold and angry at everyone around them including their own mother whom they make life a living hell for.

That angry fat man needs some lovin. Someone give him a pity fuck.

by swims9 August 2, 2008

angry red dog

you do this when you are about to go down on a girl thats on the rag. you pull out her tampon with your teeth and shake your head back and forth like a dog does when it plays with a chew toy. it will fling blood everywhere.

i gave her an angry red dog and then a donkey punch.

by lee h1976 August 12, 2007

Angry Dragon Tear

Perform an Angry Dragon but plug your partner's nose.

Full definition:

While receiving a blow job, before you ejaculate plug your partner's nose, and at the point of cumming slap down hard on the back of your partner's head. They will gag, but since the nose is plugged the semen will come out of the tear-ducts. Making your partner look like an angry dragon, with tears.

NOTE: Pull your penis out of your partner's mouth immediately after, the shock should keep him/her from biting down.

I wanted to do something really special for my girlfriend, so when she was giving me a blowjob I gave her an Angry Dragon Tear. I think I get a badge for it, because it is extremely rare.

by StarkConflict April 22, 2011

angry caterpillar

When you're fucking a girl with a hairy snatch and you cum in here snatch. And when you pull out your sticking dong some of her pubes get stuck to your dong. When you lose your hard on your dong looks like an angry caterpillar.

Ey I was fucking this girl last night and when I pulled out my cock came out looking like an angry caterpillar.

by Nico The Italian Stallion December 19, 2008

angry chicken

while doing a girl doggie style, grad both her arms and hold them behind her back. then you slip out and stick it up her ass. with this she should get really pissed and her arms should start thrashing around, similar to a very angry chicken.

I was fucking Kate, when i pulled the angry chicken. She went mental!!

by Jasvk May 9, 2003