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andre

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre
by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018
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Andres

Andres is someone who is all ways trying to improve themselves as a person and the people around him. Is very similar to a Donovan but is more into physical health.
Tom: James invited me to workout with him do you want to come?

Mark: oh James is such an Andres!
by Goldbellcast February 1, 2020
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Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
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Andres

A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
Andres went to the movies by himself.
by Hylios April 30, 2023
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Andre' the Gatt

He is defined as "The Chunky". He feeds on the sadness that cripples the existence of his students. His big eyes are attracted to the souls of said students which are tying to escape from the mental torture brought by his computing lessons. His dislike towards the gym is similar to that of the wild jean paul mizzi and this is shown by his belly. Usually short tempered, he is able to control any possible redness on his face to seem excited for his prey. His words plague the nightmares of the same students who endure his lessons as punishment for stealing his oxygen. PS-Iqazzez id-Dean
"MISSEK TISTHI, INT, INT U INT UKOLL!!" said Andre' the Gatt
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"
by Dun Balegde Boi IV February 15, 2022
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Andres

Andres, is one hell of a guy. He’s the type of person you would want to have around for life. He’s always joking and in a good mood. He will not be afraid to step in to stop a fight, or support their friend at any given time. Andres can be shy when it comes to girls, but can be very charming when he may please. Andres is loyal, caring, goofy, and reliable. He’s a good companion, friend, brother, or boyfriend, you would want by your side always. He may also go by the nickname Andy.
Person 1: Hey who was that guy you were talking to ?
Person 2: Who else could it be?! ANDRES OF COURSE !!
by BigBoi5959 May 16, 2018
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Don Andre and Monica Moua

A combination so rare that it’d be an honor to be in the presence of them. They have a strong and powerful love that can break the odds. The weakest of minds cannot begin to comprehend how their love works as they look at their love as destined for failure. But this couple is not the ordinary kind. Their setbacks only make them stronger and soon they will rise from the ashes and be crowned king and queen.
Pffft, Bonnie and Clyde? More like Don Andre and Monica Moua
by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021
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