Adam Brango

A dude with the biggest dick known to man and is super cool.

WoW that guy is definitely a Adam Brango

by Smellybob06 August 18, 2021

Adam Shekleton

A short, red man who will "Kiddo" you to the next marching season. You mess up in front of him, you do better and go to jail.

Clarinet: Yo' you're on the wrong dot.
Trumpet: I am?
Clarinet: Better talk about it with the Adam Shekleton.

by Mini Swol March 14, 2019

Adam Bartley

A man who has a very specific collection, but somehow has accumulated a better, more valuable random collection that does not match his aforementioned primary collection.

I hear that he collects Jason Kidd cards but he's somehow Adam Bartley(ed) a great Kobe Collection

by Grimace0 March 14, 2017

Jermey adams

Pulling a Jermey Adams is when you get your girlfriend pregnant and decide to keep the child

Person 1:Damn did you hear about Jill and Rob? He got her pregnant Person 2:He pulled a Jermey Adams

by Wildbill3764 May 2, 2018

Adam ChuChuChon

Adam fell down the ladder twice and I saw it. I was a cat from the distance. He lured me with food near his tires but then he ran me over. He gave me money and then a second later he takes it back. Turkey is not my favorite food but chicken is.

Adam ChuChuChon is the best friend a cat can ever ask for until he kills you.

by Sorre Dzieci May 3, 2019

Adam Jewell

An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.

'He looks like an Adam Jewell'
'How so?'
He's sniffing the babies again.'

by massivepenisman October 11, 2020

adam homsi

leaves his friends on read and also does not play imessage games with them because he leaves them on read and he also throws his phone into hyperspace so he is never available

aw darn, adam homsi is not responding

by personally hurt by j homsi September 24, 2020