Skiing Bec

Bitch eating crackers sitting in the middle seat of a truck using the passengers and drivers peckers as ski poles

Skiing Bec ski's and strokes the poles when should be working.

by Funnifkr May 5, 2022

lil skies

OMGGGGG🤤 que lindooooo, aright so he's the cutest nigga in earthhhh 😩 he has a wife name miriam 😄we such a good couple, aright so he can bless your eyes with his smillleeee🤩 , he makes the most nicest songs, he's fire, he got swag, he's everythinggg and mine

lil skies can be your everything if he had more room for ya'll but he's mine. heartttt eyesss

by december29 June 5, 2018

Ski

The best soda there is

Ski

by taffyginie July 19, 2022

Ski

Meaning young og/gangster

I’m bored on ski. "I’m ski on my life"

by Youngve December 1, 2018

ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication

Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski

by coltski January 22, 2019

Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.

Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.

by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019