Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
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mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 04, 2010
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cross my t's and dot my i's

1. To make sure something

2. To be real on something
"I cross my t's and dot my i's yeah I'm for real" (taken from Post Malone and Kehlani "Feel" lyrics)
by goldenkiwi January 21, 2017
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dotting tool

A tool to make dots for nail art
Gah!I need a dotting tool for this design.
by Whynot485 July 04, 2017
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too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few
Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.
by Hercolena Oliver September 24, 2008
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too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few
Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.
by Hercolena Oliver August 29, 2008
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two dotting

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.
STUPID ASS I CANT SEE YOUR STREAM YOU TWO DOTTING ME

WHY ARE YOU TWO DOTTING

STOP TWO DOTTING ME
by gustavcannon January 14, 2024
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