E-shank

The internet equivalent of being shanked.

I e-shanked Bob because he was being a jerk.

by eshankhank August 30, 2009

e-nnoying

to annoy someone with incessant text messages, emails, and any other forms of electronic communication

My co-worker is being totally e-nnoying, she's emailed me five times today about a question she should know the answer to.

My ex is e-nnoying the hell out of me, he won't stop texting apologies.

by BusyMama March 8, 2011

e-jacker

someone who jacks off on webcam for random, or unwilling girls. Usually becuase they are desperatly horny. Nobody likes an e-jacker

I told Tyler i didnt wanna see him jack off, but he did anyways! He's suck an e-jacker

by makennachristinee January 14, 2009

E. Wheazy

A heartfelt request or plea to 'stop hatin' and 'start participatin,' particularly in an effort to defuse a tense situation. See also: 'Twinkle Twinkle.'

Come on, man. E. Wheazy! Come on, baby. Come on, I'm clownin', baby.

by jpsartrean April 12, 2011

e-fenestration

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.

by Tommy G (Syd) November 5, 2009

e peenz

the plural of e penis used when describing more than one e penis.

im about to cut off the e peenz of all these fur fags just for the lulz.

by TehCastratorzA.K.A.C.M.F.lulz December 23, 2008

yaw/e

shorthand for "yea whatever"

bob, that devout catholic down the street, is actually a closet satanist? yaw/e bitch.

by grandfather of zeus (aka yoUR ANUS) August 29, 2005