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pan scan

ct scan of the head, facial bones, cervical spine, chest, abdomen and pelvis, originally used for patients with severe trauma but now used to prove those body parts exist.
Triage nurse: He broke his ankle/got punched in the nose/ was found on the floor next to his bed/ is demented. Pan scan.
ER resident: He looks ok, but he broke a bone. Pan scan.
Radiology attending: He's got an effing nasal bone fracture. What are they looking for? Why the pan scan.
Radiology resident: I don't know. I didn't ask.
Radiology attending: effing pan scan
by PGY25 April 8, 2025
mugGet the pan scanmug.

deep panned

To be fucked hard by a pizza shop owner.

Slang also used about sex when none of the people (or animals) having sex are associated with pizza.
"Last night I was deep panned so hard"
"I gonna deep pan that girl tonight"
by Longtimeman January 27, 2018
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ur grandmam a pan

An insult even worse than ur grandpap a trap. Every time someone uses this, they explode into a million pieces
Joe: hey ur grandpap a trap
Fred: oh yeah well ur grandmam a pan
Joe: *explodes*
by Pappy 6969 May 22, 2018
mugGet the ur grandmam a panmug.

loaf pan

noun. The admirable curvature of a supple and fully-formed female posterior. Despite their attractive shape, loaf pans may present traffic hazards.
Man 1: Hey, check out that stainless, non-stick family size loaf pan!

Man 2: Look out you rubbernecking fool, red light!
by Norwegian Blue December 14, 2008
mugGet the loaf panmug.

pan-seared

to be humiliated by a witty retort in front of one's cohorts; to get served. Pronounced: paaan-theeeared.
Somebody's ass just got pan-seared
by anonymous3000 October 12, 2007
mugGet the pan-searedmug.

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