one-der

A one-der is a date without repeat. A booty call without keeping the phone number.

What's the status of that girl you took home last night?
She was just a one-der...

by ericizmine January 24, 2011

number one gasser

Somebody who is always talking shit.

Thats bullshit, you are the number one gasser!

by lobwedge November 14, 2011

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 7, 2020

Hole In One

A hole in one is a sexual activity that takes place at a golf course, wherein one person positions themselves with their dick facing the hole and their lover engages in anal intercourse, with the intention of making their sexual partner ejaculate into the hole.

Mike - Jimmy got totally hole in one'd last Thursday!

by Syrups November 18, 2023

Alaskan one night stand

an Alaskan one night stand is a situationship originally a hook up or friends with benefits situation that has not only lasted a long time but also reached serious relationship milestones without being labeled as a relationship. it usually happens when one or both participants consciously or subconsciously desire a relationship but don’t communicate in fear of rejection.

Sue: My friend Tammy is pregnant with her third child.
Betty: Oh, is she seeing someone?
Sue: No, she has been having an Alaskan one night stand for the last 5 years.

by s. betty June 20, 2022

one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner

bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night

by asswhup666 October 26, 2019

One nut

Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.

Prisioner, hey I need one nut tonight.Its Saturday and a need to get assfucked

by Sukon medick May 20, 2025