We try to laugh life off. Laugh's fun, but often behind our laugh is a hollow ring. --The Meaning of Life by Norman Grubb
by Anything1967 August 2, 2017
Get the laugh life offmug. by yourdadaeeeeee March 13, 2019
Get the A little off balancemug. David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!
David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF
by NuvoChic February 14, 2021
Get the Off dickmug. by nylonthingy April 1, 2023
Get the piss off tonightmug. 3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024
Get the Squirtle Squirt Offmug. The act of surfing online catalogs or auction sites such as craigslist or ebay, looking at lots of things that get you excited but that you can't afford. You know you will never have them, but you do it anyways because it feels good while you are doing it. Too bad you will hate yourself almost immediately after. The term comes from spending too much time looking at used cars on the popular Canadian classifieds site, Kijiji.
by BTheGreat February 4, 2014
Get the Kijijacking Offmug. by Gok Is Wrong October 4, 2016
Get the drunk off oxygenmug.