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One at nine

The dumbest Fucking speech and debate request ever to fall into existence
Ex: “can I get a one at nine and a first at ten, if I get there? “

“No you sloppy bitch
by Darylbunyan April 7, 2018
mugGet the One at ninemug.

One-Upmanship

Expression to describe the dedication shown by someone who is amazingly sentimental with their passion to "one,-up" an opponent, who may or may not actually be concerned with the ability of the former.
"Yo, I tried to get a handful of them zoom-zooms, but several trust fund bitches were all about that one-upmanship, offering over cost for a bulk amount that should receive bulk rates.."
by UpallNite December 11, 2021
mugGet the One-Upmanshipmug.

one-weigh valve

Sarcastic reference to da "checks in but doesn't check out" performance of unwanted body-mass dat many folks experience, especially those with low metabolism and/or edema or other medical conditions dat hinder da efficient processing of carbs, salt, and glucose.
Many highly-advertised waistline-reducing diets may not only be ineffective, but they can really be a "one-weigh valve" for your MONEY, as well, in that you just keep spending more and more over long periods of time in an effort to drop the poundage, while never really getting all that much in the way of noticeably-positive results.
by QuacksO March 8, 2020
mugGet the one-weigh valvemug.

You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place

You wouldn't have believed me if I didn't made a show of it.
Hym "And if I am in 'the lottery' then what else is there for me to do here otherwise that curse you and you crotch gremlins? It isn't both. It's the one that I'm saying. You are and were doing a 'the lottery' to me. And you aren't accosted by me. You act like I fucked a retard instead of you. And to that other bitch, you lost the second you took a puff of your faggy little spliff, looked over at your mentally retarded friend and said 'shhh. Don't say anything about Hym.' That isn't you being accosted. You're the one whose supposed to care in the first place
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
mugGet the You're the one whose supposed to care in the first placemug.

One O'Clock Thought

where you wake up at 1 O'Clock and masterbait to porn
Hey your my very special "One O'Clock Thought"
by D3M0N1C_MU51C April 20, 2018
mugGet the One O'Clock Thoughtmug.

Trolled one

Someone who has been trolled so many times they don’t care anymore.
by Nathanthelil July 23, 2020
mugGet the Trolled onemug.

An ugly one

an expression used to describe a bad or poor situation,result,or incident.(mostly used by foos as an alternative to "oof")
SAM:I got caught up and the school is searching me

Hector:Damn! thats an ugly one foo
by EDHS May 26, 2019
mugGet the An ugly onemug.

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