“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”
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Someone: I love myself today
Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day
Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day
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what is it, what wrong my dear?
what is it, what wrong my dear?
K: you know nothing about me, you've known me only three weeks
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you
I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone
H: three weeks? Katherine i've known you all my life
K: all your life?
H: it's true! when i heard beautiful music, I thought "she'd like that" i've looked at flowers and known that one day, i'd give them to you
I love you means that you ultra super duper like someone
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2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*
2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*
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