Hi I am not real

When somebody says that they are not real

Kid:Hi imaginary my friend
The friend: hi i am not real

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 1, 2022

I can fap to this febuary

lower your horny standards after january

Friend: hey dude look at this photo of my mom
You: Good thing it's I can fap to this febuary!
You: That turned me on!!!!

by big man 22211155 November 1, 2022

I love my mom

Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you

I love my mom :)

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

i can bend daddy

i can bend daddy is used when someone is horny, saying i can bend daddy. implicating they can bend over and give oral sex

oh yeah? i can bend daddy

by vyvid November 10, 2022

i cant take it anymore

µms

i cant take it anymore

by RedIsSoSus November 20, 2022

I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to

*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022