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suck mah balls

Catch phrase of many 'za eaters and dew slammers!
James - "Yo i saw hatebreed last night they were sooo extreme, made me want to slam a dew!"
Cori - "SUCK MAH BALLS"
by HB March 9, 2003
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ball-sack tornado

an act preformed by a women which she simultaneously blows on the testicles while twisting and releasing them rapidly.
I walked in on Sam receiving a ball-sack tornado from Lydia and it appeared as if she was twisting them right off.
by H0LDER May 17, 2011
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fire balling

when a guy goes down on a girl, eating out, and she is on her monthly period... Just like snowballing because afterwards the guy makes out with the girl
I was just planning on snowballing with her but she was on period we we ended up fire balling
by call me T September 15, 2006
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cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

gross, ass eating male ritual hazing drunken games pledging ritual naked game
Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.
by whistleberry December 27, 2009
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The ole wreckin' ball

The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.

THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.

(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.

(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.

(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.

(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.

Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.
by Johnnylachingas April 23, 2011
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cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.
Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.
by cwaigy December 1, 2010
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pol fish-ball

A texty, who makes a short comment (usually anonymously), and adds a cheap shot at a celebrity (usually a politician).
Texter: You check out that last message on the board? Signed 'me'un-u'.

Texter2: In the dish 'n whine forum? He-he. 'Hillary's thighs of thunder'.

Texter: Freakin' pol fish-ball.

Texter2: Ain't got any, fo sho. I plonked the bitch.

Texter: Me'un-u... hmm... Willie, ya think?
by crobs July 26, 2010
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