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Like-grubbing

The act of posting on Facebook and compulsively checking the updates to see how many likes your posts have garnered.
Areola is always posting crap on Facebook and she checks her updates every five minutes to count the likes. She is obsessed with like-grubbing!
by Untellectual October 9, 2011
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not if you like it

when a person is getting raped, it's technically not rape, if the person being raped like it.
"Why are you touching my dick Jeff, It's fucking gay"
"Not if you like it"
by Geff the gay November 15, 2021
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when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"
by ryan.dbc October 1, 2019
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Walking like an Egyptian

When you've got a rumbling tummy and are sitting on the toilet and feel the urge to blow chunks - effectively ejecting on both ends. Phrase typically associated with the physical reenactment during conversation
*definition relates to hand gestures during conversation*

“Yeah man, last night was rough. I was sitting on the toilet and all of a sudden had to puke- losing it on both ends”

“Oh man, that’s tough. Basically you were just walking like an Egyptian?”

“Exactly… tough night”
by JLOBSTER April 1, 2023
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