A homey cunt is someone who loves to party, gets all the bitches, and is just an all round cool bloke. Although the word 'cunt' is often seen as an insult, being called a homey cunt is considered a compliment, not an insult. You may not at anytime call someone a homey cunt if they are seen as a pussy or just not a very cool person. All persons guilty of this crime will never be considered as a homey cunt themselves, and will therefore live a wretched, boring and miserable life.
by homiestcuntontheisland July 25, 2015
The acquired ability to act in a way that defies logic or normality to the general public, yet is revered to close mates who understand its profound reverence for which the term is endeared.
As the boys watched in plain view from the adjacent balcony, Jimmy strolled out into the sun, dick swinging in the wind and a look of intense focus.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
by Jungle Diver August 01, 2019
A woman who walks around and her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
by Namelessdude2000 August 15, 2022
Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space
Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
by Mcdonal douglas June 08, 2024
Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
Guy 1: I met this girl last night at the bar...
Guy 2: Did you fuck her?
Guy 1: No... she had a Meefy Cunt, and I almost threw up!
Guy 2: Did you fuck her?
Guy 1: No... she had a Meefy Cunt, and I almost threw up!
by Monster13 November 09, 2016
by thugwaffle88 January 27, 2015