by aminsgirlfriendasf October 07, 2020
Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 02, 2024
by FishWatermelonRage December 07, 2023
A source of free candy and often has nice men inside with tape and a bag, who most of the time offer candy to kids for free.
Me : Hey jimmy, look it's a white van.
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy
White van dude: hey kids want some candy
Jimmy: wow awesome
Me: Yah let's get some free candy
White van dude: hey kids want some candy
by TheDezzNutsAnator9000 November 13, 2020
Preferred transport medium used by the Sri Lankan state (Rajapaksa governments) to forcibly disappear political dissidents
Machan, don't say anything bad about the president, they might white van you too!
Dude, did you hear what happened to him, he got white vanned! May his soul rest in peace.
Dude, did you hear what happened to him, he got white vanned! May his soul rest in peace.
by SL_Bhaiyya May 14, 2021
by i'llprobablybeonhereat3am November 18, 2022