If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"
Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!
David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.
David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.
by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022

by Skiiuu August 2, 2018

Want to crush a few episodes of Tiger king and head out for a Carole Bag-Skin? I hate that bitch....
by Mike Dibble April 27, 2020

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.
Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.
OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.
OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.
by Htothearters October 19, 2013

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

The tiktok slang “put the fries in the bag” means when a tiktoker who fell off tries to be relevant and instead is being annoying. People are just trying to say to quit and leave social media and get a job at McDonald’s.
by I Swallow Your Come July 24, 2024

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".
1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!
2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.
by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013
