Beat the brakes off her

Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.

Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy

by 69aroe June 17, 2020

Chip off my shoulder

When a magician shoots your shoulder, turning it to stone, and shortly afterwards your friend throws a baseball at you, assuming you can catch it, but you cant because your shoulder is stone, so it hits it, and chips it. And in the ensuing rampage that you enter after having your shoulder inadvertently chipped, you accidentally kill your girlfriend.

Brandi: DANG. i was replaced within 20 seconds. That's a record!
Austin: No chip off my shoulder
Brandi: X_X

by imaustinb April 15, 2011

get off your bike

When someone with ADD has drifted into ADD world this is used to snap them back into the real world. This derives from the joke, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb. Lets go ride bikes. The punch line of the joke is that if people with ADD were to screw in a light bulb then they would just forget about it and deside to ride bikes.

Sam get off your bike.

by frid kid October 15, 2006

tuck off

Group of men doing the tuck and hide.

Todd and I were having a tuck off but Todd didn't have enough to tuck.

by FinkleEinhorn November 11, 2017

twist off

a twisting competition: roll a bunch of Ls while your homies roll a bunch of Ls as well. or should i say, try to roll them as well. some go for size, some for shear speed - all for aesthetics. twist offs either end with each person claiming they won for different reasons or simply by everyone smoking all the Ls and talking about how deece they all for said reasons. It would take a superior twister to earn mutual agreement if people were trying to judge.

nugpuffer1: 'twist off?'
nugpuffer2: 'so you think you know how to twist do ya?'

.....

nugpuffer1: 'man hurry up and finish im tryin to spark this shit'
nugpuffer2: 'man look at that weak ass shit - what is there like a g in there?'

by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010

pop off

Post Office Protocols off

We are looking forward to the end of our round delivering letters with the Royal Mail and to having a bit of fun with our computers, so you can pop off

by what has my name got to do with it October 9, 2003

Ripped off the Bandaid

Trying to be friends with the person who dumped you
Trying to feel better, but making it worse
Breaking '"no-contact"and regretting it
Exposing yourself to being rejected again

I ripped off the Bandaid and messaged him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and slept with him.
I ripped off the Bandaid and checked his Facebook
I ripped off the Bandaid and sent him a selfie
I ripped off the Bandaid and googled his female Facebook friends

by Shombie October 3, 2018