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It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.
“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024
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Mountain Teeth

A set of teeth that are discolored and rotten. Often, many or all of them are missing. Primarily found in West Virginia, Kentucky and other Appalachian states.
While traveling through Wheeling, WV, on vacation, I went inside a service station to pay for my fuel and saw a gorgeous girl behind the counter. I decided to flirt with her a little, up until the point she smiled, revealing her hideous mountain teeth. I left.
by sinsix February 10, 2010
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80 teeth

What so good happened ? You look like if you has 80 teeth
by Nonchenon January 21, 2022
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Teeth

I heard they walk with a stick but ain’t got no teeth, fuck!n grannies!
by Asher Ace November 10, 2021
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No teeth beneath

This is a phrase that you tell someone when they say performing cunnilingus is gross. It's a retort suggesting there's no danger to doing it as there are no teeth involved.
Darryl: "Man, Antonio you gettin' in there with your mouth on her? She's been around and seems unclean."
Antonio: "She's clean and that's all gossip. Giving the kiss of bliss is another way I express my feelings for her. It brings us both pleasure. Besides, no teeth beneath so it's safer than necking. Ha! Don't be so all salad, now, lil' D"
by von groovy July 1, 2024
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Fuck you and your Teeth

This is what you say to someone who insults you as their teeth are participants in their mouths assault against you.
Mandy: "Listen trick! You have no play! Now go suck some disturbing dicks in the bus station to go get your next latte!"
Mandy: " Wow! I just said your anklets were tacky. Fuck you and your teeth! I hear your dad's glory hole is lonely...!"
by von groovy July 5, 2024
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T-Rex Teeth

Gummy, well-packed teeth.
by nanazdusz July 10, 2018
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