Malachi Dean

A martian

I wonder if malachi deans live on mars

by Eevee simp July 4, 2021

Joseph Dean

Joseph dean tends to be a spicer boxer who thinks he is rock solid but he’s soft as shit.Joesph denies these claims even though deep down he know they’re true, also he says he has a 12’ dick but everyone know it’s not even 3’.joseph usually has a boyfriend which there is nothing wrong with it apart from the fact that it’s a girl pretending to be a boy .

I’m solid but not as solid as a Joseph dean

by Someone help me December 12, 2018

dean water

water carried by Dean, near a person who is named Dean, or produced by a Dean.

A: "Hey, this is some good water."
B: "Yeah, you're right Dean."
A: "Try some of my Dean water."

by Furrysexslave October 21, 2020

Disney dean

Doing a Disney dean helping out a poorly young girl.
Named after a fundraiser Dean Bullock who crowd funded and helped a young girl to Disney land.
I think he deserves props.

Disney dean helped out a young girl to make her dreams come true with a trip to disney land what a guy.

by Split6666666 September 30, 2019

izzy deans

the literal definition of perfection. the most amazing girlfriend you’re ever going to have. literally nobody beats her

me: damn, izzy deans is perfect
them: she sure is

by Anonymous12748482 January 7, 2023

dean

A rare sighting as he's always at home. Complains about education but doesn't come to school. Spends his life smoking fags, playing Overwatch and fantasising about huge penises.

me: omg dean you're actually in today? did you run out of fags?
dean: I also got banned from overwatch and am now depressed
me: what about porn
dean: I can't afford it due to my fag addiction

by NCS is fucking gay December 19, 2019

Deaned

Somebody telling the dean on you. Deaned can also be used for somebody telling the principal about you.

Dude, I said Travis had autism and he deaned me!

by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024