watermelon

phantom chica in a nutshell

guy one: hey wanna have a watermelon?

guy two: i don’t wanna eat phantom chica!

guy one: why are we still friends?

by boomer man May 28, 2021

polish watermelon

When you bust a nut inside a watermelon and give it to a friend at a summer party.

Guy 1: I totally gave Joe a Polish watermelon at that party last week!

by Ballllllllllls October 9, 2013

watermelon trap

A trap that, when activated, summons many watermelons to block one’s path.

Watermelon traps aren’t deadly, just annoying.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

HI

Watermelon sugar HI

by AhA iM a RaT September 23, 2020

Watermelon

A vegetable that has a green inside and a red rim on the outside, which is covered in seeds. Its a very bitter and dry vegetable. It gives people covid.

Guy 1: "hey man, I just ate a watermelon!"
Guy 2: "go kill yourself."

by Professional_'Lil_Baby_Man June 4, 2022

Watermelon Sugar

A word so trendy that Harry Styles name his song after it.

John: Hey, have you have heard bout Watermelon Sugar?
Jack: Yea, the word that trended so hard that Harry Styles name his song after it.

by cognitive ball torture July 17, 2021

National Watermelon Day

A holiday on April 24th.

MAN 1: Hey dude did you know its National Watermelon Day?
MAN 2: Ew!

by NiggaMelon420 July 6, 2022