Twisted (Software)

Twisted projects variously support TCP, UDP, SSL/TLS, IP multicast, Unix domain sockets, many protocols (including HTTP, XMPP, NNTP, IMAP, SSH, IRC, FTP, and others), and much more. Twisted is based on the event-driven programming paradigm, which means that users of Twisted write short callbacks which are called by the framework.

Hey bro I got a knew programming software!

Oh what’s the name of the software ?

Twisted (SoftWare) © 2022

by Α January 25, 2022

you twisted me

Basically a form of jacking someone off is moving your hands in a twisting motion

You twisted me, Kimberly.

by konichko August 25, 2023

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024

Twisted Ginger

N. Water with grenadine and lime, ordered to get a somewhat delicious drink for free because you order it as "Water... with lime and grenadine"

He got a Twisted Ginger by mistake but kept ordering them because he liked the sweet taste and cheap price.

by ChadrockSexington April 9, 2010

Falbonian Twist

Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.

I thought I knew where this sketch was heading but that was before the classic Falbonian twist.

by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024

twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

Leprechaun Twist

When a short woman gives you a handy on St. Patrick's Day while you have green beads around your penis.

"What'd you do for St. Patrick's Day?"

"Ah I got a sick Leprechaun Twist from that 5 ft Latina behind a bar"

by cyberseci March 27, 2025