Turkish Fountain

A method of urination wherein the penis is angled upwards and the stream of urine arcs in the air, curving back down into the mouth. If the pressure is not great enough and the urine simply goes everywhere, it is known as a Turkish Sprinkler

'I have to piss so bad, but there's nowhere to go!'
'Just do the Turkish Fountain.'

by porkcathedral96ALLAH! September 23, 2025

Turkish Puff

After a Cincinnati Cigarette, you put it into their ass and smoke it. After you finish smoking it, you nut on it to put it out, then use the ashes to draw on the girls tits

Yo that Cincinnati Cigarette was fire, bend over so I can hit a Turkish Puff

by Batholemew dinklebottom October 26, 2025

Turkish Getup

A standing/reverse-cowgirl hybrid where the bottom partner starts lying on their back, then uses one arm (like the kettlebell exercise it’s named after) to push themselves up into a full standing position while still impaled and riding the top partner’s dick/strap-on. Bonus points if the top partner stays completely still the whole time like a human kettlebell, letting the bottom do all the dramatic Turkish get-up gymnastics for maximum core workout and show-off flex.

“She hit me with the Turkish getup last night, stood all the way up with my dick still inside her like it was an Olympic event. My soul left my body around rep three.”

by Fudge Cluggins November 19, 2025

The Turkish Twiddler

Once a man has reached point of ejaculation, he chooses the female’s big toe as his target. Post cum-covering fulfillment, he precedes to force the big toe into her anal cavity. Finally, the toe must be spun clockwise in the asshole.1

One sick fuck came along and performed The Turkish Twiddler with his study partner.

by BD2020 November 30, 2018

The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .

"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."

by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024

Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

It means your hairline is built like a turtles shell pattern

“Your hairline is receding so bad you look like an Estranged Turkish Turtleshell

by Other worldy insults July 31, 2024

Sneaky Turkish

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore

Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?

Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish

by Shhhsorry January 14, 2024