When you grab hold of the flaps of skin that are left after your wife lost a shit ton of weight and she squeals like a banshee. Don't let her the fuck go. Use the extra skin as a barrier between you and your fat fucking wife.
by Meatball78 September 01, 2014
One person flips a coin. Another calls the side. If heads, winner gets head. If tails, winner gets anal. If the caller calls right, then they receive the sides reward. If they call wrong, then the flipper receives the opposite sides reward. Used to settle disputes like that bitch girlfriend that won't let you put it in the butt, or that bitch boyfriend that won't take it in the ass like a man.
I'm not going to lie to you guys. My ass still hurts from the round of Extreme Coin Toss I played last night with my uncle.
by DailyXanDefinitions May 02, 2021
Someone who had deformed uneven squishy knees because they’ve spent too much time on them performing lewd acts
by Duchess of Sussex July 02, 2019
Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!
by ScragglyLou November 07, 2017
by Franklin "The D" Roosevelt January 20, 2022
The Donut Toss Game is a game where 3 men lie down and a woman has to throw a donut on to one of their erect penises. If the woman gets it on the first try, she gets to have sex with the person whose dick had the donut on. If she doesn’t win the first try, she has to try again until she gets it. However, she must eat the donut off the man’s dick if she didn’t get it the first try.
by Not a legend 27 April 26, 2020
When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
by Gayke123 December 03, 2022