Once apon a time Luke could never be held accountable for his actions or verbal gibber as he was born with a rare gift courtesy of his genetic makeup. He could fool the whiliest and most cunning trickery, hibernating ways and strange connection with nature! He even got called a dog whisperer even… True story! But what made him truly unique was simply, where is Luke? shit it’s been 3yrs and Luke’s and the front door for example and I’m still lying in bed in my oodie lol.
True fact from Luke himself, don’t take him on his word rule number 1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon don’t rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate Luke hahaha yeah your in shit…Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the bush at night isn’t uncommon 🥵 But people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so it’s best he contact you. Also and this is a big one… he is like a fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh huh try keeping up with a fox people 🐕 only a 12guage beats a fox!!!
True fact from Luke himself, don’t take him on his word rule number 1, if he says there is a crocodile in a near by lagoon don’t rule it out and thirdly if you are ever in a bother and need a quick solution (legal of course) try and locate Luke hahaha yeah your in shit…Luke spends a lot of time outside the box so running around in the bush at night isn’t uncommon 🥵 But people Australia is rather large and he does get about (not around!) so it’s best he contact you. Also and this is a big one… he is like a fox(the animal) and his mind constantly changes uh huh try keeping up with a fox people 🐕 only a 12guage beats a fox!!!
Luke is at the door mum. Totally Random mind you! Luke had 20mins to kill so yep random stop in. Oh nice oddie ha ha yes I’ll have a tea thanks 👍
by Totally Random July 1, 2022
Get the totally randommug. A person who completely abstains from falling in love.
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Get the Love totalermug. by Dsdavfrbgtnnfgh5(6((: June 3, 2022
Get the totally rad brahmug. Totally Joyful Day is a Dog Whistle styled Acronym used by Neo Nazis to annunciate their hatred for the Jewish People. Totally Joyful day refers to “Total Jewish Death”
by I random person lol y am i on July 11, 2024
Get the Totally Joyful Daymug. Steve: Mr. Dickie is the worst teacher ever.
Dave: Totals Dickie.
-The original totals word was "totals Las Vegas".
Dave: Totals Dickie.
-The original totals word was "totals Las Vegas".
by Dave Steve October 17, 2006
Get the totalsmug.