by compuchimpuk March 28, 2009
by Krytpo January 23, 2004
When a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. Very warming, like an electric blanket.
by PoopsdellaOops February 18, 2009
n. an assistant or apprentice to a mechanic and, by extension, any lackey or lesser being in any endeavor.
1) Look at all the stinking grime in there. I am not touching that!
No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.
2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.
Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.
No sweat. The wheelnut monkey will handle it. Don't let him wear gloves.
2) Get the wheelnut monkey to read these documents and talk to the press about them.
Okay Mr President. I'll get Mr. Biden right on it.
by gnostic1 August 25, 2011
An awkward neighbor or boyfriend/girlfriend in your dorm who invites himself/herself to meals, parties, and other social events. Ass monkeys attach themselves to specific groups or individuals by seeing that other individuals are able to invite themselves to events but still be welcomed companions.
Sketchball A: We need to go out the side door. If we don't your ass monkey will come with us to dinner.
Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.
Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.
Sketchball B: Tru that 'ho. I don't want my ass monkey fucking up my Pimp Committee.
Mutual Friend of Sketchballs A and B: I swear Sketchball B. If your ass monkey comes to one more meal with us I'm going to jump off a bridge.
by I-Heart-Shiksas December 19, 2007
by The Artful Codger May 18, 2004
by asaws11 July 21, 2009